<p>Omega (voiced by Justin Long), a scrawny low-status wolf, loves Alpha (Hayden Panettiere), a hot female wolf, but isn't able to catch her eye until they're conveniently carted off together to Idaho (?!) and have to find their way back to Canada (?!?!). <em>Alpha and Omega</em> tries to be the animated, 3D, animal version of what every love story since the inception of <em>Pride and Prejudice</em> has tried to be: boy wants girl, girl is of higher status than boy, boy and girl end up in an unlikely scenario where it's just the two of them, girl and boy fall in love. Except this time it's wolves. Awwww. </p><p></p>The problem, apparently, is that the wolves look more like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Bandicoot_(character)">Crash Bandicoot </a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(character)">Sonic the Hedgehog</a> than any Pixar creation. The <a href="http://www.flickfilosopher.com/blog/2010/09/091610alpha_and_omega_review.html"><em>Flick Filosopher</em> </a>, Maryann Johnson, writes a particularly scathing review saying, "The CGI animation-pointlessly rendered in 3Dâis plastic and cheap. The bizarre non-sequiturs that pass for jokesâsuch as the golf-playing goose who really, really hates cupcakes-make the poop jokes sound like witâ¦When it's not deeply unfunny, it's deeply creepy. It should have gone straight to DVD, where it could have been easily ignored."