<strong><a href="http://blackoutnyc.com/home">Blackout Haunted House</a></strong><br/><br/>Takeaway: We'll be blunt: it feels like someone's rape fantasy, has overt sexual connotations, and scares the living daylights out of you. Couldn't get through it. Just gross. <br/><br/>If you're the kind of person that likes to have your psyche messed with, well then, this is for you! You go in alone, it's pitch black, and the first thing they do is put a bag on your head, hold your body so you can't move, and take you downstairs into a room with a surveillance camera. You sign a waiver so they can touch you, and they <em>do</em>. They smell you and rub your hands and caress your body. There's a lot more <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d5_lrn9v-g">Hostel</a>-type stuff but it won't be as shocking if you know what's going to happen to you. That said, have you ever [REDACTED] tampon out of [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED]? <br/><br/>Worth the $30 <a href="https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/879765">ticket</a> price? If you're looking to get <em>freaky,</em> yes.