<p>A Canadian cowboy trying to lure a security guard to his ranch.</p>
<p>"We're totally texting you from New York, eh!"</p>
<p>Chef Armando Baisas of Le Cordon Bleu</p>
<p>Hand massage, or vicious Canadian game of "mercy"? We didn't stick around to find out.</p>
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