<p>Who's my father?</p>
<p>I've been seeing another witch. I thought you should know.</p>
<p>Be careful! Homeland Security can hear everything now-a-days. </p>
<p>The good news is you're not going to die today, but I wouldn't get a new mortgage.</p>
<p>I hate these eco-friendly bulbs. You can't see anything!</p>
<p>You're really straight?</p>
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