So yeah, when you walk outside, it feels like you're standing directly under a heat lamp, only IT NEVER STOPS. Between the frozen treats, office air conditioning and the bar stops we plan to make after work, we actually feel like we have this under control. But pity these poor, poor dogs, with their heavy coats, their toenails clicking on the hot concrete, and their tongues "unfurled like sad distended party favor blowouts."
While trying to lick all the air conditioning probably won't do much to help the situation—as the dog above probably will never figure out yet—jumping in a fountain like Mr. Red below seems like a pretty nice idea. We're in store for another scorcher tomorrow, so keep sending us your dog photos!
