How was your weekend? Did you check out the "lesbian corpse sex scene," the naked man with "giant, giant balls," or the litany of attractive, costumed people writhing to the relentless, pulsating beat of Youth at the Warehouse of Horrors party in Bushwick? You know, like we told you to?

Oh no, yeah, totally, you had to catch up on your Boardwalk Empire. Sure. Yeah that show has such a great theme song.

Click on Tod Seelie's photos of Saturday's BangOn!NYC event and let the wave of regret wash over you.