How was your weekend? Did you check out the "lesbian corpse sex scene," the naked man with "giant, giant balls," or the litany of attractive, costumed people writhing to the relentless, pulsating beat of Youth at the Warehouse of Horrors party in Bushwick? You know, like we told you to?
Oh no, yeah, totally, you had to catch up on your Boardwalk Empire. Sure. Yeah that show has such a great theme song.