Tired of watching video of drunken Santas accost innocent bystanders? These still photos are significantly more low-impact than our video roundup. Use them to teach your children that not every Santa carries a flask full of SoCo and an iPhone with a DMB wallpaper. (We have it on good authority that the REAL Mr. & Mrs. Claus dig Annihilation Time and Double Dagger.)

As Lower Manhattan's pigeons clean up the upchuck, feel free to patronize this noble West Village establishment, and stay tuned for more in-depth, eye-opening, mistletoe-burning coverage of SantaCon 2012.