The Lohans using Citibike last October (via Pacific Coast News)

Lindsay Lohan, who only somehow just turned 28 this week, was injured while riding a Citibike. Or maybe docking a Citibike. Or maybe while looking at a Citibike. Maybe a nest of Citibikes attacked her. It's all very unclear at press time, but Lohan—who has taken the royal blue chariots out for a spin in the past—Instagrammed this photo of her cut leg, with the caption: "A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!!" What does that hashtag mean? Maybe it holds the meaning to this mystery.

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