It's a reality that people sometimes have to move large objects via the subway—that patio furniture set isn't going to move itself, after all. But if you break out the celebratory smokes a bit early, and your fellow straphangers will be less inclined to indulge you. "This asshole pulled this thing onto the train, sat on it, and even put a cigarette into his mouth," the tipster wrote yesterday. "Everyone was taking pictures and people couldn't use the exit at one point and so he had to pull the chair a little further back." Something tells us this one is going to be a lot harder to justify in a Reddit thread.