Earlier today PETA sent some dwarves to Times Square in an effort to call out McDonald's on their cruel slaughter practices. The organization told us, "a troupe of little people in chicken suits" flocked to the fast food joint in a stretch Mini Cooper. The dancers, from Centerfold Strips (which specializes in midget and dwarf strippers!) performed a choreographed routine, and declared: "I Am Not a Nugget!" That is all.