The war between Park Slope parents and rages on, to no one's surprise. Gawker calls it "a contest to see who can be the most shrill and sanctimonious" and reports on one mommy's tirade that was rejected by a moderator on the site. The $25/year fee is mentioned, as are "earth-destroying plastic Easter eggs," a kid who can't climb a rock wall because he's French (duh), and kids all over the Slope getting punished because of their parents' failure to play by the rules. But this is really only the beginning; one imagines these kids will be punished for their parents' failure for many, many years to come.