Clap Your Hands Say Graf

It's been a slow week in Clap Your Hands Say Yeah news, but we just came across an amusing McSweeney's list from September entitled "I Can Never Recall the Name of Brooklyn's New Hip Band:"

I'm Clapping as Fast as I Can
Clap Your Hands Together Like This
All Clap Hands, That's Right!
Yes, I'm Clapping, OK?
Clap, Clap, Clap for the Band

Okay-- those aren't that funny, but let's see you do better! [Related: looks like there are still tickets available for Clap Your Hands' New Year's show at Irving Plaza.]