Photo by Scott Lynch

An orphaned baby squirrel is on the loose in the East Village. A tipster saw this sign on East 7th Street and 2nd Avenue, which asks: "If seen or caught, please send location to vpuluso@hotmail.com or call Wild Bird Fund (646) 306-2862. Baby squirrel must be cared for by a licensed wildlife rehabilitator. It is too young to crack open nutshells." Hopefully the rats haven't gotten to him—before his death, Bob Arihood spotted this gruesome scene in the neighborhood.