Over the weekend, The Sun reported that a married "responsible" British rock star was desperately trying to keep his NYC love child a secret, for fear that his wife would dump him. In the midst of a lot of terrible news, the anonymous report provided some momentary distraction and sparked some fun online debate: could it be Chris Martin? Sting? Gavin Rossdale? But according to the Post, the true baby daddy is none other than former Oasis singer Liam Gallagher, one of the most quotable, irresponsible rock stars in all of history. And Gallagher is now suing the NY Post over the report.

The unidentified woman, who is in her 30s and specializes in interviewing celebrities, claims she had an affair with Gallagher in NYC last year, and had a child as a result. She's suing him for a reported $3 million in Manhattan Family Court. According to The Sun's source, Gallagher, who has been married to Canadian singer and actress Nicole Appleton since 2008 and has three children, has been doing everything he can to keep things under wraps. “This man will do anything to keep this under wraps," a source told The Sun. "He wants nothing to do with the kid and is prepared to pay big bucks to keep this a secret."

Gallagher has made no secret of his love for NYC: he bought a $2.5 million pied-à-terre on Central Park South last year. There's also never been a secret about the fact that he lives a life that allows him to literally smell like cigarettes and alcohol at all times. We're talking about a man who has routinely fought his own fans—he was even kicked out of a pub twice on Mother's Day this year due to his bad behavior.

Regardless of whether Liam is or is not the rock star in question, there's one thing for sure: mocking Mumford and Sons as people who "eat lentil soup with their sleeves rolled up," cursing off his brother, or cursing off his brother some more, nobody gives great quote like Liam.