The NYPD is ready for Charlie Sheen and his Violent Torpedo of Truth. The MaSheen has two shows at Radio City Music Hall, and the first one is tonight. In fact, we are headed to the first one soon! (Help us.)

At least NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly (who says he will not be attending) is ready for the assault, saying they'll "have a big police force, we're ready for him." But are The Finest ready for a showdown between Betty White and Sheen, should it happen? And will Lindsay be there?

And don't forget: if you Sheen something, say something.