Hermione vs. Draco; Photo - Warner Bros.USA Today looks at the new trailer for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and producer David Heyman says about Alfonso Cuaron's direction, "Alfonso really understands the nuances of being a teenager, and that's vital to this film. It's much more grounded in reality. This is a magical world, but not a fantasy world. This film has the magic of A Little Princess, but the reality of Y Tu Mamá. But I can assure you that Harry, Ron and Hermione are not going off on a road trip. No ménages à trois." Very well, but, Gothamist knows some readers who will be severely disappointed. But at least there's slash fiction.

The new trailer for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban hits theaters next weekend, most likely in front of Looney Toons: Back in Action.