Can the addition of two letters change Santacon forever? One comedy troupe set out to see if Santanacon would not only catch on, but succeed in becoming the anti-Santacon. What they found out, however, is that whenever a group of people come together in costume, day drinking is inevitable. No matter who you become a walking homage to—Santa, Santana, the Pope—it will end in drugstore handjobs and dry-heaving. Nice try, though.