Moby is sad about the state of porn.
Musician, vegan, and LES tea shop proprietor Moby wants to make a porno for the less endowed men out there, and the women or men who love them. Reportedly he is fed up with X-rated films featuring men with members bigger than his, telling Bizarre magazine, "Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better." Like, a parsnip instead of a daikon, to put it in vegan terms.
Will the musician also reinvent porn music for the soundtrack?