Mike D has always had money, like Charles Dickens, so it wasn't really surprising when the NY Times profiled his beautiful $5 million townhouse in Brooklyn back in 2013. Many gasped, however, as if they believed Mike D was just living out his years on someone's couch in the basement, eternally grasping a can of Bud, continuing to fight for his right to party... not designing his own toile wallpaper. But that wallpaper, along with every detail in his Brooklyn townhouse, is gorgeous, even if not synonymous with the Beastie Boys style. And now it can all be yours.

Mike D is selling his townhouse in Cobble Hill for $5.6 million. According to Corcoran, the home at 148 Baltic Street contains 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, a media room, satellite kitchen, a full floor master suit, an elegant living room with a wood burning fireplace, an expansive dining room and open kitchen, outdoor dining on the deck and a staircase to the garden, a large walk-in dressing room, a freestanding tub, 9" Wide Plank Floors, an In Home Theatre System, and a bunch of other rooms in which you can store your material possessions.

Not included in the price is that glass swing set or the amateur pornographers who recently fornicated all over the home. [6sqft via Curbed]