micole_big.jpgThe Basics
Age and occupation. How long have you lived here, where did you come from, and where do you live now?
29, Stylist. Born in Bogota, Colombia. I grew up and currently live in Brooklyn, NY.

Three in the bush
1. Girl porn, whether for or by, is suddenly the hottest thing since Drew Barrymore danced naked on Letterman's desk. But, honestly, isn't girl-on-girl action still the single most awesome thing you've ever seen since they showed Darth Vadar's shriveled, old head in "Empire Strikes Back"?
No, it is way more hot and shocking seeing Harvey Keitel's joint in "Bad Lieutenant" and James Franco's beautiful body in "Sonny." Men have been kept hidden and the small bit that we get is always very hot.

2. Lots of photos in your mag are of the Williamsburg hipsters who are now being accused of stealing Brooklyn from the Orthodox Jews. Any chance you'd include some Hassids in your spreads in accordance with the Equal Time Act for Rival Groups That 99% of America Could Care Less About?
Well it's a little known fact that Orthodox Jews have huge dicks and love S&M.

3. Are you worried that your magazine will just become more fodder for the gay community instead of the awakening-style mag I imagine you intend it to be?
No, girls want porn.

Proust-Krucoff Questionnaire
Please share a personal (and hopefully interesting) NYC taxi story.
I did myself in a taxi and was hoping the old guy driving would turn around and offer to take over.

Finish one of the four following sentences:
4) "It was 11:25, I just got off the L and there's a naked Crispin Glover lookalike in the cop booth..."
Maybe you would like to pose for Sweet Action?

Where do you summer?
Brooklyn

What happened the last time you went to L.A.?
I was J walking, throwing cigarettes out the window, and the second engine of the airplane I was on died only 15 minutes into the flight.

Of all the movies made about (or highly associated with) New York, what role would you have liked to be cast in?
As you can tell "Bad Lieutenant" is one of my all time favorites. I would like to have been cast as the Jersey girl who Harvey asks "show me how you suck cock."

If you could change one thing about New York, what would it be?
The dog shit


Micole is Co-Editor of Sweet Action, a porn magazine for women who love men.