Michael DouglasHa ha ha ha. Michael Douglas asks "What do you like best about Michael Douglas?" Choices are:
- His looks
- His voice
- His beliefs
- His golf swing
- His sense of humor

Sadly, there is no write-in area, or else Gothamist would enter "His crazy-scary jowls." And Gothamist doesn't believe Michael Douglas has a sense of humor, or else he'd stop suing the British tabloids for taking pictures of him and CZJ.

Check to see how the votes are stacking up so far.

Via MSNBC.com - Jeanette Walls' Scoop