Photo by David T. Cole/Glark

Beware bespectacled and sunglassed folks on the Upper West Side, one of your own had his glasses knocked off by a mean man near Columbus and 94th Street over the weekend. He has posted flyers around the neighborhood, which warn: "This kid knocked my sunglasses out of my hand and stepped on them breaking the lens and frame—costing $150.00! And did not apologize! Be careful, this is not a nice man!"

The victim has also drawn up this sketch of the assailant, and in a shocking twist, it looks like this was a four-eyes on four-eyes crime. Also, this man looks suspiciously like Hipster Cop, but he probably doesn't go above 14th Street.