It's been a while (or maybe for some, not long enough) since John Mayer got up on the comedy stage. Well, he's back. This past Saturday he took the stage at the Comedy Cellar, and in a series of "I'm single now" jokes, he touched on Fresh Direct, commenting on the services delivery times: "You know what I could go for, Wednesday between the hours of 2 and know what's gonna eventually be really delicious?" Well, he gets points for effort. Check out his delivery in the below video:

Maybe he staged this breakup with Jessica Simpson in order to use up his backlog of single jokes, because it seems like they're already back together.