That is not a typo. Blank-eyed robots serious fashion designers the Olsen twins have released a $39,000 alligator-skin backpack as part their line The Row, and according to Ashley, “It was the first thing that sold off the shelf."

“During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès,” she told a reporter from Women's Wear Daily, before—again, not joking—"returning to sip Champagne with guests including Michelle Harper and Christian Louboutin." According to, two of the bags were pre-ordered at The Row's trunk show earlier this year. Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Danny Tanner drank himself to tears and wondered where it all went wrong.

The bag is currently being sold at Barneys New York, whose fashion director said earlier this year, “I think if you were every going to spend $39,000 on a bag, that’s the bag you should buy because I think you’d wear it for a really long time." Indeed! The bag looks great paired with these equally sensible McQueen lobster heels.