Everyone's favorite too-perfect and maybe too-greedy domestic doyenne, Martha Stewart, will shed tears for Babara Walters next month. Clearly taking advangtage of November sweeps, Martha is trying to curry favor and public support as well as demystify her ice queen persona. She tells Babs, "Who wouldn't be scared? Of course I'm scared."

Know what's scary? When she freaks out when guest chefs who are messier than she is are on and she tries to take over and make everything perfect. Okay, fine, that's just funny... what's scary is that she called Sam Waksal her pet.

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