In a horrifying game of F/M/K (or the censored version, S/M/K: Shag/Marry/Kill), the 71-year-old Martha Stewart was forced to choose between Donald Trump, Mayor Bloomberg, and Bill Gates, eventually saying: “Trump kill. Bloomberg marry, definitely. And I would do Gates,”
[Pausing to let you finish this game, which your brain is now forcing you to play. This too shall pass, etc.]
Stewart, who recently got into the online dating game, declared this during a public talk with Bravo's Andy Cohen at the 92nd St Y earlier this month, and it's just now filtering into the slow news summer circuit... where it's also mentioned that she has sexted before, and would consider having a threesome.
Are you now picturing a Bill Gates, Martha Stewart, Bloomberg threesome? Happy Friday!