Snap: Martha Stewart is getting pinkslipped by NBC, with her Apprentice program being cancelled after its season finale next month. What this means for the winner, we don't know, but it shows that restraint, great necklaces, and a sidekick who sucks cigars don't mean yooge ratings. And while Donald Trump's ratings haven't been yooge for his show, the recent insanity (quadruple eliminations! equating gayness to spaghetti! double elimination!), plus Carolyn and George, seem to be doing okay for NBC. So far.

Have you watched Martha's Apprentice since the premiere? We've only been reading the elevision without Pity recaps.