Bad Lip Reading videos are timeless Internet treasures, whether they're turning Game Of Thrones into "Medieval Land Fun Time World Park," making whole NFL seasons fly by, or turning Trump's nightmare inauguration into something viewable. But they've upped their game for their latest video, on Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, by getting Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, to do the voice of Han Solo. He has more lines here than he did in the entire real movie!

Watch below as BLM reveals the alternative stories behind every character: BB-8 is really a demonic killing machine; Kylo Ren is really into finger puppets and quoting Buffalo Bill; Princess Leia loves fraps; Chewbacca is a neurotic babe magnet; everyone notices Snoke's genitals; and Admiral Ackbar is the most adorable creature in the galaxy.