Todd Akin wasn't the first politician to say something stupid, mythical and false about rape, and he won't be the last. In 1988, Pennsylvanian Republican Stephen Freind said that "the traumatic experience of rape causes a woman to 'secrete a certain secretion' that tends to kill sperm." Until now, these magic juices have only existed in the misinformed minds of delusional conservatives, but following Akin's recent statement, one entrepreneur is capitalizing on the buzz by bottling and selling it.

The seller promises it's just like "this mysterious chemical that women can produce on demand to prevent them from becoming pregnant." It's unclear where they're sourcing their product from, and just like with factory farms, it's probably best not to pull the curtain on this one. Let's just rejoice, ladies, now every rape can be "illegitimate rape" with Magic Vagina Death Venom. One tincture is just $19.95 (including shipping)! [via Martha Plimpton]