Lady Gaga, who resided at 176 Stanton Street when she was still working her way up, has been banned from what would have been one of her local bars. The Parkside Lounge, a short 2 minute walk from the Fame Monster's old digs, have posted the following note on their jukebox: "No Lady Gaga! You play, you pay! It will be turned off and your $ will not be returned. THIS IS YOUR WARNING." We wouldn't put it past the performer to show up there, flip off the staff, grab a beer, open it with her teeth, and play her own damn song. All while wearing an orbital headdress. [via Bowery Boogie]