If you do decide to see New York Minute, see it for Eugene Levy, not the jailbait girls. And the Times' A.O. Scott tells Gothamist all we needed to know about the movie: "Mary-Kate and Ashley play — can you guess? — twin sisters of contrasting temperament who spend a madcap day scrambling up and down the island of Manhattan, from Chinatown to Harlem, via foot, taxicab and the Toronto subway system."

Gothamist is just waiting for June, when SCTV comes out on DVD.