Ethan HawkeSwore it was you. I have seen you at Sweet Sue's a few times and I believe today I saw you on 9th street in Park Slope. I've heard from various newspapers that you are no longer with Uma I have to say it is sad to see such an artistic couple no longer together.

If you ever want to grab a drink in the slope e-mail me. - A Craig's List Missed Connection

Free advice: There are legions slouchy, goateed, dirty, cute boys in the city. Many live in Park Slope. Do the math. And Ethan Hawke is persona non grata on Gawker Stalker for being all over Chelsea. More math to do (though there is the F-train...).