This was too good to wait for our weekend newsletter: the frisky folks at Babeland just emailed to alert us of their DIY Porn event this weekend taking place at Monkey Town (R.I.P.?). It costs 10 bucks, it's interactive and here's what they say:

"Always wanted to make your own dirty movies? We know great porn and can tell you what makes it hot. At this fun and interactive event, Babeland’s self-declared porn-a-saurus, Kelly Arbor, will take you through the process of imagining, enacting and shooting your first (of many) homemade adult videos."

Rule #1 of DIY Porn: you probably don't want to upload it to YouTube or Facebook or anywhere unless you are totally okay with it to coming back to haunt you. Which it will. In fact, it's probably best to not even hit the record button. That's not according to Babeland, that's just a pro-tip. You're welcome.