Even if Lady Gaga can't go home again (really, she wasn't allowed back in to her old Lower East Side apartment earlier this year), you can! Citi Habitats has listed her old one-bedroom pad at 176 Stanton Street, for "just" $1,850/month. Shower where Lady Gaga showered! Do cocaine off the same surface that Lady Gaga snorted off of! LIVE THE DREAM. In a recent interview, she told Howard Stern, “I did [cocaine] all alone in my apartment, while I wrote music."

Not sold yet? The listing reads:

Phenominal 1br in the LES!! Former abode of the infamous Lady Gaga—legitimately! Sporting french doors, a marble bath, and a spacious floor-plan, you're a hop-skip-n-jump from the trains and steps from the hottest nightlife in NYC.

But why live with Gaga's coked-up ghost, when you can be her real life neighbor? Over on Craigslist, one realtor is renting a place on the Columbia waterfront in Brooklyn, where the Fame Monster currently rents out an $1,100 a month apartment. And the "sun-filled, floor-through" one-bedroom near Red Hook and Carroll Gardens is also just $1800. Choose wisely: