There's nothing more calming than being crammed on to a subway car that you cannot escape as drunk bros yell "Free Bird!" before serenading you a rendition of "God Bless America" and pounding on the ceiling with their fists. That was the scene on the L train following the fireworks on Friday night, but you know what: everyone seemed to enjoy it! Here's "God Bless America," as performed by... we'll call them the Alpha Beta L Trains:
While there was no "Free Bird," they did encore with an understated, a cappella "USA!" chant, which was more robust than the one that was attempted following the news of Bin Laden's death.