Larry Wachowski at premiere of Matrix Revolutions; Photo - Jeffrey Wells

With the release of Matrix Revolutions this week, Gothamist spied this photograph of Larry Wachowski taken by movie columnist Jeffrey Wells at the premiere the other week. Now, after we looked at his rumored interest in getting a sex change, we can't help but think Wachowski does seem like that matronly Algebra II teacher we had in high school (Alan Horn, Warner Bros. CEO, is on the right).

The Smoking Gun's document of the day is Larry Wachowski's attempt to secure his fortune from his estranged wife.

Only tangentially related but highly hilarious: lowculture on the "Olympics of Beards" - oh, yes, you can taste the punchline, can't you?