It's Winnie the Pooh's 90th birthday, and last month the New York Public Library invited kids to send the bear a card. But kids, what with their cyberbullying ways these days, have taken the opportunity to remind the bear he's old and alone. Click through for a sampling of the "well wishes" these little terrors have put in Winnie's mailbox. As one kid reminds us, Winnie is trapped in a prison of glass at the library... but should we put him on suicide watch anyway?

This Saturday come cheer Pooh up at his birthday party, where there will be face painting, crafts, balloon animals, and a parade, along with a "happy birthday" serenade to the bear.