Need to know where in the city is a schlep? Well, at this point it's pretty much everywhere, but Heeb Magazine has come up with this map specifically for the city's Jews. Queens and Staten Island are completely out, and the only parts of the Bronx are where your grandparents lived "before the Puerto Ricans came." Williamsburg gets called out too, with "hipsters to the left, Hasids to the right." But what, no cracks at the Upper West Side? If they revise it with some places to get some quality Nova we'll forgive them.