Who will save us from Snooki? Jesus will! Turns out Seaside Heights isn't all about fist pumps and hair poofs. Yesterday two groups, Abundant Grace Church and Move the Earth hosted a free concert called, wait for it: Jesus Shore. (Their motto is: For the sexy, for the ugly, for the pagan, for the pure. Yes, really.) The event featured Christian rapper Teon "Brother Remix" Willis as well as a Christian tattoo contest—but it doesn't look like the MTV reality show's cast showed up. Fox5 reports that "the concert attracted a few dozen people." In comparison, Jersey Shore filming attracts hundreds every day.