2005_10_jesushates.jpgWhy haven't the Yankees won the World Series since 2000? Is it their lack of playoff-ready players? Their pitching? Nope. It's because Jesus hates the Yankees. At least according to the t-shirt from Busted Tees. That Jesus fellow is so picky. Maybe Jesus just doesn't like The Boss and his wild spending on veteran players instead of developing talent internally. Oh, what can the Yankees do to win the favor of Jesus again?

So who does Jesus pull for? The Padres? They made the playoffs, but were promptly eliminated by the Cardinals. And those Cardinals, despite a 9th inning comeback last night, aren't looking too good. Besides, the St. Louis Cardinals are actually birds...or are they. We hear that Jesus fellow is a little sneaky.