Oh, the joys of eBay and number portability: Someone is auctioning off the phone number, 212-867-5309, as in the 212 number of Tommy Tutone's 867-5309/Jenny (lyrics). You, too, can have 212-867-5309 and get at least five calls asking for Jenny, Tommy, or incomprehensible giggles a week. [Via reader Daniel]

Jenny, Jenny
You're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before, but I lost nerve
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.

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