Since life lately has seemed to be all about keeping up with the Joneses, Gothamist was amused at Molly Norton's experiences as fledgling actress, competing with Renee Zellweger, in Salon. Mainly because the moral is you can wonder and envy all you like, but when it comes down to it:
I've never had to see Jim Carrey naked. I've never had to kiss Tom Cruise and pretend to enjoy it. No one monitors my weight, and there was no painful breakup with White Stripes guitarist Jack White.
We'd amend "breakup" to "relationship," but the rest is right on.
