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We don't normally publish reality show recruitment emails-- we couldn't, because we get about fifteen of them every single day. Still, the one that arrived in our in-box a few minutes ago deserves a special shoutout, just for the sheer insanity of the pitch:

DOES YOUR FAMILY, BUSINESS OR ORGANIZATION NEED HELP FROM A SUPERHERO WITH A MOHAWK?

Very Real Casting is looking for a fun, enthusiastic, charismatic, real-life “cast of characters” that live or work together – but who have some communications issues that get in the way of progress. What could be the problem? Here are some examples: lack of motivation, bad organization skills, too many big personalities, office politics, constant miscommunications, or situations where there is so much red tape that nothing gets accomplished. Does
this sound like your business or home life? Your PTA organization? Or that bureaucracy that you just HAVE
to deal with?

If this sounds familiar, Mr. T is ready to rock your world. The television icon and real-life superhero will mix tough love with compassion in order to help businesses or families to communicate more effectively with one another and to get the job done, T-style!

Um, bad organization skills, miscommunication, nothing getting accomplished? This has Gothamist LLC written all over it!!! Dear Mr. T, please help us! We're sooooo ready for your brand of tough love.