We are but hours away from the arrival of Hurricane Irene, aka The Menacing Hurricane of Ominous Destruction. And anticipation isn't the only thing that's ramping up—people seem to be getting funnier and funnier! Yesterday, we looked at ten tweets that took the edge off, but with the storm barring down on the city, we need some serious laughs to get through today. Thankfully, our Twitter feed was there to answer our prayers. Below, check out 13 of our favorites on everything from parenting advice to dolphin safety to Dr. Ruth's sex tips:

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