Next week all of your friends will be in Austin, Texas for SXSW. Listening to bands, eating queso, sipping on avocado margaritas, playing kickball in parks with kegs of beer... BIG DEAL, except for that last thing, those are all things we can do right here in New York City too. So if you're staying in town, here's how to do SXSW without leaving the five boroughs. (We also recommend following the Not SXSW Twitter feed, they'll make you feel like you're not so alone.)