Charlie Sheen is inside the building. Or rather, he has arrived in New York City. According to the Daily News, the MaSheen checked in to Trump International Hotel this morning (he was banned from The Plaza, and several other establishments), which was surrounded by paparazzi. The Post reports that he booked 12 rooms at the hotel for four nights. He's all ours until Monday, New York! And TMZ will be helping us cherish every moment by documenting his every move.

The actor will be aiming his Violent Torpedo of Truth at the Radio City Music Hall stage this weekend (do you think he's going to be allowed to light up in there?), with two shows at the once iconic and now tarnished venue (neither are sold out). Sigh, we'll be there, and will report back every vile detail we witness. According to the paper, his most recent show included a story about smuggling cocaine onto a plane with Nicholas Cage. But we're pretty sure we've heard that one before.