Stores are playing carols, the tree folk are selling murdered pines on the street, and I'm already getting Valentine's Day pitches, which means December is very nearly here. Beyond Christmas, which I hear is fun, this new month ushers in a season of darkness and itchy sweaters. Netflix is also taking away some of your favorite streaming films, including a Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, a film that makes no sense but is somehow wonderful, and a documentary on Bronies.
But hey, we're getting the fourth season of Hart of Dixie! And a documentary about Rob Schneider! And a show about metal-detecting! And a film called #DeathToSelfie, which is described as "Sermons offers Christian solutions for finding peace in a world where people compare their unfiltered lives to others edited to appear perfect." You can sign up for Amazon Prime here, but don't quit Netflix until after you've seen the Bill Murray Christmas special.
Available 12/1
#DeathToSelfie (2014)
30 for 30: Chasing Tyson (2015)
50 Shades of THEY: Season 1
A Christmas Star (2015)
A Genius Leaves the Hood: The Unauthorized Story of Jay Z (2014)
Amnesiac (2015)
Broadchurch: Season 2
CBGB (2013)
Christmas Wedding Baby (2014)
The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2004)
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
Darkman (1990)
Detectorists: Season 1
I'm Brent Morin -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Jenny's Wedding (2015)
Las mágicas historias de Plim Plim: Season 1
Ray (2004)
Real Rob: Season 1 (2015) -- NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
See You In Valhalla (2015)
Sensitive Skin: Season 1
Starting Over: Season 1
Stir of Echoes (1999)
Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming (2007)
That Touch of Mink (1962)
Tyke: Elephant Outlaw -- NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Winning Life’s Battles: Season 1
Available 12/2
Stations of the Cross (2014)
Tangerine (2015)
Available 12/3
Matt Shepard Is a Friend of Mine (2015)
Available 12/4
A Very Murray Christmas (2015)-- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season Four
Available 12/5
A Case of You (2013)
Dinosaur 13 (2014)
Inside Man: Season Three
Available 12/7
Vampire Academy (2014)
Available 12/8
One & Two (2015)
Phoenix (2014)
Xenia (2014)
Available 12/9
Phineas and Ferb: Season 4
Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High And Unemployed Live In Austin (2015) -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Available 12/11
The Adventures of Puss in Boots: Season 2 -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Ridiculous 6 (2015) -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Available 12/14
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Available 12/15
Drown (2014)
Hart of Dixie: Season 4
High Profits: season 1
Time Out of Mind (2014)
Available 12/16
Fresh Dressed (2015)
Helix: Season 2
Available 12/18
F is for Family: Season 1 -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Glitter Force: Season 1 -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Making A Murderer: Season 1 -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Mike Epps: Don't Take It Personal -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Available 12/19
chloe and theo (2015)
Available 12/20
Leo the Lion (2013)
Magic Snowflake (2013)
Santa's Apprentice (2010)
Available 12/21
El Señor de los Cielos: Season 3
Available 12/22
Queen of Earth (2015)
Available 12/23
Invisible Sister (2015)
Available 12/24
Dawn of the Croods: Season 1 -- NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Available 12/25
Black Mirror “White Christmas” Episode
Available 12/28
Maron: Season 3
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Season 5
Available 12/30
Parenthood: Season 6
Available 12/31
Battle Creek: Season 1
Manhattan Romance (2014)
Violetta: Season 3
Nurse Jackie: Seasons 1-7
Sadly, this onslaught of original children's programming and the saddest season of Parenthood means we're losing a lot of good stuff, including the aforementioned Bridget Jones sequel, All About Eve, Labyrinth, and both the original Brian's Song and the way worse 2001 remake. Here's what's fleeing next month:
Leaving 12/1
All About Eve (1950)
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Season 1 (2012)
Batman Begins (2005)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Brian's Song (1971)
Brian's Song (2001)
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
The Burbs (1989)
Cop Land (1997)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
The Dark Crystal (1982)
Employee of the Month (2006)
Forces of Nature (1999)
Get Low (2009)
The Great Escape (1963)
The Guardian: Season 1-3
The High and the Mighty (1954)
The Hustler (1961)
Insomnia (2002)
Juice (1992)
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Labyrinth (1986)
Last Night (2010)
Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)
Left Behind: The Movie (2000)
Left Behind: World at War (2005)
Modern Problems (1981)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Necessary Roughness (1991)
The Omen (1976)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
The Paw Project (2013)
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
R.L. Stine's Mostly Ghostly (2008)
R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It (2007)
Shrink (2009)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Soapdish (1991)
Trek Nation (2011)
Two Can Play That Game (2001)
Leaving 12/4
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Road Rally (2010)
Leaving 12/6
360 (2011)
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012)
Leaving 12/9
C.O.G. (2013)
Leaving 12/10
Ultimate Spider-Man: Season 2
Leaving 12/11
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Season 2
Rescue Me: Season 1-7
Leaving 12/12
Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
Leaving 12/13
How to Build a Better Boy (2014)
Thor & Loki: Blood Brothers (2011)
Leaving 12/15
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Leaving 12/17
Underclassman (2005)
Leaving 12/21
Red Hook Summer (2012)
Leaving 12/24
Una Noche (2012)
Leaving 12/30
Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony (2013)
