As denoted by yesterday's puddles of human back sweat pooling on subway platforms citywide, it is very nearly July. Which means, of course, we have a full month ahead of us filled with high electric bills and frozen drink specials, along with a slew of new streaming offerings from Netflix, our Dear Leader. This month's newbies include The Secret of Roan Inish, a film whose trailer terrified me as a child; Spike Lee's Da Sweet Blood of Jesus; and something called Creep, which stars the Duplass brothers and is about a "cash-strapped videographer" who takes a mysterious gig and "finds that the client has some unsettling ideas in mind." Can't wait!

Other newcomers of note include the second season of the criminally underrated Bojack Horseman, and the much anticipated Wet Hot American Summer prequel. Here's the whole list:

Available July 1

Alive (1993)
An Honest Liar (2014)
Bad Hair Day (2015)
Bionicle: The Legend Reborn (2009)
Bulworth (1998)
Dave Attell: Road Work (2014)
Death in Paradise: Season Three (2014)
Grandma's Boy (2006)
Hostage (2005)
Invizimals: The Alliance Files (2014)
La Reina del Sur (2011)
Octonauts: Season Three (2013)
Piglet's Big Movie (2003)
El Señor de los Cielos: Seasons One-Two (2013-2014)
Saw V (2008)
The Secret of Roan Inish (1994)
Set Fire to the Stars (2014)
Shooting Fish (1997)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Velvet: Season Two (2014)

Available July 3:

Knights of Sidonia: Season Two (2015)

Available July 4

Faults (2014)
Hell on Wheels: Season Four (2014)
White Collar: Season Six (2014)

Available July 7

Monster High: Scaris, City of Frights (2013)
Witches of East End: Season Two (2014)

Available July 9

Monsters: The Dark Continent (2014)
Serena (2014)

Available July 10

Chris Tucker Live (2015)
Violetta: Seasons One-Two (2012-2013)

Available July 14

Bad Ink: Season One (2013)
Bible Secrets Revealed: Season One (2013)
Creep (2014)
Goodbye to All That (2014)
The Killer Speaks: Season Two (2014)
Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau (2014)
Preacher's Daughters: Season Two (2014)
Storage Wars: Texas: Season One (2011)

Available July 15

Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)
H2O Mermaid Adventures: 5 New Episodes (2015) *Netflix Original
Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
The Physician (2014)

Available July 16

Changeling (2008)

Available July 17

BoJack Horseman: Season Two (2015) *Netflix Original
The Human Experiment (2013)
Tig (2015)

Available July 18

Glee: Season Six (2014)
Java Heat (2013)

Available July 23

Teacher of the Year (2014)

Available July 25

The Guest (2014)

Available July 28

Comet (2014)
Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: Season Two (2014)

Available July 30

Almost Mercy (2015)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Season Five (2015)
The Wrecking Crew (2008)

Available July 31

Turbo Fast: Season Two (2015) *Netflix Original
Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp (2015) *Netflix Original

Of course, each new streaming offering means another film turns to metaphorical Internet dust, and we're losing a bunch of movies this month. Soon-to-be-departed standouts include Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Moonstruck, and She's All That, which you should get on immediately, considering Freddie Prinze, Jr. isn't getting any younger.

Here's what's fading away:

Leaving July 1

The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Vol. One-Three
Beauty and the Beast: Seasons One-Three
Big Fish (2003)
Big Top Pee-wee (1988)
Bratz: Fashion Pixiez (2007)
Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure (2007)
Bowling for Columbine (2002)
The Care Bears Movie (1985)
Cast Away (2000)
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie (1980)
Descent (2007)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead (2010)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
The Fly 2 (1989)
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Harper's Island: The Complete Series
Hawaii Five-O (1968): Seasons One-Ten
Jack Frost (1997)
Knight Rider: Seasons One-Four
The Langoliers (1995)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Louis C.K.: Hilarious (2009)
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
Melrose Place 2.0
Melrose Place: Seasons One-Seven
Mission: Impossible: Seasons One-Seven
Moonstruck (1987)
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Patton (1970)
Racing Stripes (2005)
Seven Years in Tibet (1997)
She's All That (1999)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Stephen King's The Stand (1994)
Super Troopers (2001)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1992)
Three Kings (1999)
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006)
Wings: Season One-Eight
X-Men: Evolution: Season One

Leaving July 3

Myth Hunters: Series One

Leaving July 4

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Leaving July 6

The Last Stand (2013)

Leaving July 14

Shipping Wars: Seasons One-Three
Wahlburgers: Season One

Leaving July 15

The Inbetweeners: Season Three (2013)

Leaving July 30

Leave It to Beaver: Seasons One-Six
Magnum P.I.: Seasons One-Eight