Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, producers are still going through with a so-crazy-it-just-might-work plan to turn the '80s black comedy Heathers into a musical! According to Variety, they're aiming for a regional run next year, before premiering on Broadway in 2011. Kristen Bell from Gossip Girl has been participating in readings, but she hasn't yet committed to coming to Broadway. Blow this one Bell and it's keggers with kids all next year!